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tonight I have some predictions about the policy debate. Both Obama and
Romney will do their best to see how many different ways they can both
say the same thing. They will continue to keep their lips firmly planted
on Israel’s ass and they will bomb any western Asian nation that Benji
tells them to and they will shake their fingers at Iran even though that
country isn’t trying to obtain nuclear weapons, although I think
they should considering they are surrounded by nations with nukes and
the US won’t attack a country with a nuke. Captain Kill List Barry, I
mean Barak, will continue to kill every man woman and child his 37
million dollar remote control drones encounter all while wearing his
Nobel Peace Prize, and if you are dumb enough to think that holds water
then keep in mind that in 1939 Hitler was one of two people nominated
for the award, Kissinger won it in 2010, and the European Union just won
it. Both of them will want blood in
Libya even though Libya was a thriving nation and nobody was homeless
and they were sore about Obama’s drones not a movie or Bin Laden dying.
Both will continue to promise to sacrifice every drop of American blood
for Israel. Both will bad mouth China for currency manipulation which is
funny considering both support the federal reserve and quantitative
easing 3 and the Federal Reserve is actually privately owned and charge
interest on every dollar they print out of thin air. Both will be stern
with Russia. Many of you will believe their shit and think change is
possible by cycling one of two sets of ideals every 4 to 8 years.
President Putin will laugh. China will laugh. Obama and Romney will bump
fists after the debate while making you think they actually have
differing opinions. Did I forget anything?